top 16 rejected book titles for children's books about death

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Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 11-Apr-2006 21:33:45

The Top 16 Rejected Children's Books About Death




16> Alice in Six-Feet-Underland

15> Cold Yeller

14> Goodnight Moon -- But First, Say Hello to My Little Friend!

13> Dick Cheney Killed Bambi's Mother

12> Embalming Bedelia

11> Everyone Poops When They Die

10> If You'd Eaten Your Beets, Mommy Would Still Be Alive

9> CSI: Whoville

8> The Cat in the Rock-Weighted Burlap Sack

7> Floating Goldie and the Magical Potty-Ride

6> Curious George and the Magic Steamroller

5> Green Legs and Hands

4> Why Zombie Grandpa Rampages in Search of Raw Brains

3> One Fish, Two Fish, Fresh Fish, Sushi Fish

2> Worms Have to Eat Too, You Know


and the Number 1 Rejected Children's Book About Death...

1> Grandpa Looks Like a Smurf!

Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Thursday, 13-Apr-2006 6:52:46

hahaha. i doubt i would ever buy those ones! lol!